I know what you're thinking, and no this is bot a blog post about Uwe Boll. That man is Jesus Christ compared to Ulli Lomell. Lomell is the man responsible for giving us such classics as The Boogeyman, Black Dhalia (the non-theatrical version), Zodiac Killer, B.T.K. Killer and his latest infestation on DVD Baseline Killer. This guy has made more than 50 films, and he still can't get it right. Any genre picture that he does ends up going straight to DVD for a reason. They're all trash. Watching this man's stuff is worse than a cavity search. It's insulting to any viewer who was conned into renting or (god forbid) buying his movies. He's been in the industry for a long time, and even his new stuff is amateur work. It's ridiculously bad. You don't believe me? Look up this guys work and you'll see all the reviews that come out. Ulli Lomell (in my eyes) is the worst director that ever lived.
I also want to apologize for every single bad thing I've ever said about Uwe Boll. At least his films have some comic relief. Lomell's work is like getting hit by a bus. No good ever comes out of it.
