Pick up The Hills Run Red this Tuesday

Currently I am working on my full review for the straight-to-DVD feature The Hills Run Red. Before the review I thought it would be a great idea to recommend it. This is a great movie. I've seen it once already and I've already gone through the bonus features on the DVD. This is a really neat horror film. It's well written, well edited and a lot of fun to watch. This is different from most other slasher films. It has a great story and a fantastic new monster. The Baby Face killer is creepy very memorable. If you're dying to see something fresh and exciting, pick up The Hills Run Red on DVD. I highly recommend it!

http://www.horror-fanatics.com/articles/2009/09-24-hillsrunreddvd.html

The worst director that EVER lived.

I know what you're thinking, and no this is bot a blog post about Uwe Boll. That man is Jesus Christ compared to Ulli Lomell. Lomell is the man responsible for giving us such classics as The Boogeyman, Black Dhalia (the non-theatrical version), Zodiac Killer, B.T.K. Killer and his latest infestation on DVD Baseline Killer. This guy has made more than 50 films, and he still can't get it right. Any genre picture that he does ends up going straight to DVD for a reason. They're all trash. Watching this man's stuff is worse than a cavity search. It's insulting to any viewer who was conned into renting or (god forbid) buying his movies. He's been in the industry for a long time, and even his new stuff is amateur work. It's ridiculously bad. You don't believe me? Look up this guys work and you'll see all the reviews that come out. Ulli Lomell (in my eyes) is the worst director that ever lived.

I also want to apologize for every single bad thing I've ever said about Uwe Boll. At least his films have some comic relief. Lomell's work is like getting hit by a bus. No good ever comes out of it.

A Nightmare to Remember returns!

Horror returns to San Francisco for the second annual A Nightmare to Remember Film Festival!

Admission to "A Nightmare To Remember Horror Film Festival" is a mere monetary sacrifice to the dark cinematic Gods of $10.00 (souls and free will are not accepted payment). So my dear inquiring prey, prepare to expose your flesh and consciousness between the hours of 7-10 PM this June 20th 2009 for an event that will unendingly disturb the most primal and darkest recesses of your psyche…You have been warned.

A Nightmare To Remember
San Francisco Horror Film Festival
June 20th 2009
Opera Plaza Cinema Theater
601 Van Ness Avenue
San Francisco, California 94102
$10.00 Admission
7-10 pm
www.lastdoorwayproductions.com



For more info feel free to check out coverage and the official website:
http://www.horror-fanatics.com/articles/2009/04-27-anightmaretorememberreturns.html
http://www.horror-fanatics.com/articles/2009/05-20-anightmaretoremember2poster.html
http://www.horror-fanatics.com/articles/2009/05-06-tonymorannightmaretoremember.html

http://www.anightmaretoremember.com/
http://www.lastdoorwayproductions.com/


The following purveyors of
horror cinema will be sponsoring the event:

The Joe Flynn Show
Rick Myers (Special Effects)
Lipstickteeth.com
Fear The Dead Radio
Fatally-yours.com
Ax-Wound
Forbidden Pictures
Sac Horror film Fest
JeffGaither.com
Horror-Fanatics.com
Dammitsf.com
Horror-news.net
The Chainsaw Mafia

Black Devil Doll reviewed

I was going to post this blog entry up as soon as the review went up, but I forgot to do so. That's why I'm doing it right now. If have to check out our review for BLACK DEVIL DOLL. It's outrageous and entertaining. It's an exploitive horror movie that pokes fun at exploitation (I hope that makes sense). Read our review and check the release dates to see if this bastard is playing in your area!

http://www.horror-fanatics.com/reviews/blackdevildoll.html

Black Devil Doll is fucking awesome!

Last week we were invited to a private screening at Shawn Lewis' place. The film he showed us was Black Devil Doll which he co-wrote and produced. He had a nice home theatre setup and he showed us the movie. There were a few other website syndicates who attended the screening and we all had a blast. We sat down, drank some beers and had a great time watching the movie. Black Devil Doll is bound to be a cult classic. It's filled hilarious gags and hardcore sex. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE! It's so god damn awesome. I'll be pimping this movie out until the DVD comes out. It's that fucking good.

Our review for the film will be up very soon. Once it is, we'll let you know. Meanwhile, here are some pictures from the screening:

Not looking forward to Zombie's H2

Why? Because I hated the first film. It's as simple as that. The Halloween remake made a lot of money at the box office, but that doesn't make it a good movie. It was horrible. The script was horrible, the acting was horrible and the natural progression was flat out horrible. And I thought The Fog remake was bad. This shit is even worse. Unlike the viewers that did enjoy it, I'm not easy to please. You can make a movie as bloody, loud and crazy as you want, but if the story makes no sense, then it fails. I don't understand all the press and hype that surrounds this film.

I have no intentions to see it whatsoever.

Rob Zombie butchered the franchise and ruined it for a lot of fans. The majority of the reviews for the movie (especially from all the horror based sites) were negative; including my own. I hated what I saw. It was a Devil's Reject sequel with Michael Myers thrown into the fire. Rob Zombie's Halloween is perfect for little kids who have little to no knowledge on the genre whatsoever. What I hate even more than the film is all the little tweens who think that it's better than the original. You must be on some strong fucking shit to think that it's better than the John Carpenter movie. I officially declare you little shits mentally retarted.

I guess if you treat as a popcorn flick, then it's not so bad (but still pretty terrible). It's like a Michael Bay film; mindless entertainment. After seeing this, I watched The Island again to see if I made bad judgement. The Unrated DVD for Zombie's Halloween is even worse than that excuse of a theatrical release. I don't see any reason to have Rob Zombie a sequel other than money. That's all it is; pure bullshit. If Zombie is at it again, the we can expect yet another shitty script and even more awful editing. I'm gonna nit pick here a little when I saw this: You know that new picture online with Michael Myers' mask from H2? It looks like dog shit. It's fucking horrible. That alone makes me not want to see this stupid fucking movie. If Resurrection killed the franchise, then Rob Zombie dug the grave.





I guess I'm not the only one who feels the same way:
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117934509.html?categoryid=31&cs=1
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1179254-halloween/
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/591/review
http://movies.ign.com/articles/810/810092p1.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxI83FQ0gW8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xgzy8oBMfo

Where the fuck are the Poughkeepsie Tapes?

At least once a week I get an email from one of our readers asking if we know what's going on with the release of The Poughkeepsie Tapes. For those who aren't familiar with this project, The Poughkeepsie Tapes feature recordings of brutal slayings and murder. All filmed by the killer himself. This realistic concept amazed audiences when the trailer was released. The movie was filmed in a similar "hand held" perspective much like Cloverfield, Quarantine and The Blair Witch Project. The trailer that was shown in theatres gave me the chills because it was like watching a preview to a snuff film. Filmed in 2007, the movie was set to be released in late 2008. The release date was pushed on more than one occasion. Last we heard the film was supposed to be released in Spring of 2009.

Now the film doesn't seem to have a release date at all. It's April of 2009, and we still haven't heard anything new on the movie. Which is the result of all the emails we've been getting. The official website and myspace pages have vanished as well. My biggest fear is that the film wont even come out. I've seen a lot of promising movies get blacklisted. A straight to DVD release would be better I guess. I hope MGM gets their shit straight, because I really want to see this movie on the big screen. Our readers are dying to check it out.